#relationshiptips #howtogetthegirl and #howtogettheman from the couch of RoddyJ

   I'm not perfect, nor do I pretend to be but maybe you can learn something, be reminded of something you already knew or have a laugh or two, here are #relationshiptips #howtogetthegirl and #howtogettheman tweets from the couch of RoddyJ, August 2011 enjoy:


#relationshiptips:

1. alcohol free mouthwashes are better for morning breath ;) 21 Aug 
2. Fall in love with her spirit first ... Mind second ... Body third 21 Aug
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3. Take a shower together with aromatherapy tablets or bath with candles, sensually not sexually 21 Aug
4. If your feet hurt at the end of the day then give her a foot massage 21 Aug
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5. Kiss her on the cheek and hold it for about 3 seconds. Show u mean it 21 Aug
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6. Bless the food she prepares before yall eat, stress the thanks and nourishment, not that shes a bad cook  21 Aug
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7. When a girl walks by in booty shorts and mid-drift showing, dont stare, but acknowledge her by sayin dang she looks tacky 21 Aug
8. Every other day or so help her out around the house. of course u take out the trash but try actually cleaning somethin 21 Aug
9. If shes pregnant massage her feet 3 or more times a week. Hold her belly while yall watch tv... 21 Aug 
10. some dudes need to delete their exes and "potentials" out their phones and concentrate on the girl in front of them 21 Aug
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11. Hug her mom and firmly shake her dads hand when/if you meet them, overall jus b confident and be a man 21 Aug
12. Call and ask her if she's hungry or needs anything before you get home 21 Aug
13. Include her in making a decision, shes gonna support you no matter what 21 Aug
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 #howtogetthegirl:

1. first of all, no girl waits for a man with time on his hands #getyalifetogether 30 Aug
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2. U dont need muscles. I've had the baddest chicks and I weigh 5 pounds more than Wiz Khalifa. #usewhatuhave 30 Aug
3. One thing I've learned from Steve Harvey is having the capacity to Protect, Provide, & Profess ur love for her. 3 P's 30 Aug 
4. Protect. So u dont need muscles to provide this. An alpha-male swagger, a group of ruffian friends or a blackbelt will do. 30 Aug
5. Protection is not just about defending her from goons in the club. What about your ride & your home, do they look safe? 30 Aug 
6. Now some rants on Providing. What do u when yall are hungry? Feed the girl, she will def return the favor in the long run 30 Aug 
7. Providing is not just about money, like most dudes think. It's also providing a gateway for communication 30 Aug 
8. Provide an environment for your relationship to grow. Get her out of your back pocket, tracking her every move... 30 Aug
9. The same reason a tree cant grow if you dont provide it with some SPACE. 30 Aug
10. Now on the Professing element. This is the reason why on facebook if it jus says 'in a relationship', it wont last long. 30 Aug
11. If u cant see urself tellin the world, includin ur nosey-ass friends, that u love her, then u are wasting ur & her time 30 Aug 
12. Step it up! No girl dates the guy in last place. Be the best at what you do and she come to you! 30 Aug
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13. Get more involved in ur profession. Women can then see themselves 'fitting in' to ur lifestyle 30 Aug 

#howtogettheman:

1. Now lets try something for the ladies 31 Aug 
2. First things first, if you want something long term- dont give up the nookie in the first 7 days at at least! make us wait 31 Aug
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3. Heres the reason, if its not some what challenging then after sex, ull b a jump off in his mind and easy is not gf material 31 Aug 
4. No guy will date the girl that did more than 1 or 2 guys he knows, I kno it's a #doublestandard but thats 31 Aug
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5. U have to b take-home-to-fam material. let him see you in a dress for once instead of jeans n halter. Show ur classy side. 31 Aug
6. I kno yall are capable of more but we have to see you as being a homemaker. Example: cook for him and do the dishes. 31 Aug 
7. Take care of yaself n keep it CLEAN... No matter how fine you, what guy is goin to date Ms tuna fish haha 31 Aug